I had the biggest party ever man!”
I quickly replied “Yeah sorry man, I was working, how’d it go?”
Tyler answered “Same old shit, got wasted and fucked some poor girl”
I laughingly replied “Don’t worry bro, after the performance you probably gave her she’ll probably be avoiding for a while”
Looking pissed Tyler said “Hey you know fuck off, I was just about to tell you some good news my man!”
Taken off guard I asked him “Hey now you know I’m fucking with ya, what’s the news?”
Tyler answered, “I’m not sure I should tell you, considering you are such a dick, hahahahaha but I’ll tell you anyway, that girl you are always drooling over was there, she asked me about you!”
I almost jumped enjoy, but recollected myself and said, “No shit man?
Actors:
My Horny Kitty / Sugary Kitty
