Look how hard my pecker’s gone!”
Well, I reckon Granma musta been in one of her ornery moods that day, ’cause she took one look at me and grabbed her big black skillet, and said, “Wendell, you put that durn thing away ‘fore hit you ’round the head with this skillet so hard, by the time you remember what it’s good fer, you’ll be too old to use it.”
Well, I ran out the kitchen real quick, ’cause I seen in the past how handy Granma McCutcheon is with that skillet of hers, and then I considered on it for a while, and I reckoned that it must be ’cause she ain’t got no fella to put his pecker in her special place no more, so maybe peckers is a sore point with her when they’s a-swoll up like that.
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Bianca / David04252
