“I thought,” she said. Al and me was sat in the bar at the Flying Horse supping a few bevvies, just after that story about pedos came out, “Fucking hell Johnno!” Al said, “That’s that fucking Saville cunt.”
“Fucking right,” I agreed, “Fucking missed that cunt,” I said sadly as I sunk another bottle of Stella (Artois)
“Fucking grade A fucking pedo,” Al said as he read the story in the ‘Sun’ off his fish and chip paper. Blowjob porn “Help!” I hears this bloke bleating, I went towards the sound of his voice, he was round a corner swinging upside down from an ass hook lashed to a platform awning. I had a bit of a kip, the rain lashing the van made kipping an uphill struggle but I got some shut eye and then went down the town. “Is true?” her friend asked. “Ah ham speaking Fuckninglish,” the cunt says, “Ye stupit tard!”
“Thought you cunts wore skirts?” Al said drunkenly, “Wassa difference between a Scotsman and a tranny?”
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