Probably not.”
Breathing a sigh of relief, “Please don’t tell.”
“I wouldn’t tell, unless you give me a reason to, such as refusing to talk about it.”
“You’ve got me cornered. That was your first orgasm, right?”
“Yes!!!”
“I wish I had a first like that.”
“You do? Blowjob porn Let’s sit down, Jeff…. They say they had more fun in our other game than any other all season.”
“And you’ve been a big reason for that.”
“Thanks, good buddy. My mom caught me choking my chicken!”
“Ho! She heard me cumming.”
“Oh, I did too—all the way from here.”
“Funny.”
“So your second orgasm.”
Horrified, “What did you say!” After some deadly silence, “You saw us on the beach!”
“Yes, I wasn’t sure. Be direct. But it’s not fair. Without her mother.”
“No. Do I need to go into more details?”
“No. They live there too.”
“Ask. I wouldn’t have tricked you if I didn’t think it imperative that you talk to someone about this.”
Sobbing, “It’s private!
