“Why do you think I’m absent minded?”
“You wouldn’t be here if you hadn’t left your cell phone in my truck the first time we met.”
“Good Lord, I’ve married the village idiot! We’re going away for the weekend.”
“Where?”
“It’s a surprise.”
Jill couldn’t stop yawning over dinner, and wandered off toward the back of my house soon after. Blowjob porn Ben, what is this?”
“Hurry up and jump aboard.”
We found our seats with a handful of other people in the plane. “Jill, I want us to be together forever. In my totally unbiased opinion, Jill was by far the most beautiful girl in the room in her flowery summer dress. What a loser. I should probably be mad at you for punching that creep over me, but somehow I’m not feeling it.”
“He must be one of those ones you refused to go out with.”
“How did you know?”
“Recognized the type.
