“I’ll get onto fatso straight away,” I said, and when he looked confused I said, “Our leader the fat bastard.”
“Oh yes,” he beamed. Blowjob sex “Seems like the brass tube kinked.” he said. “You always were a smooth talking bastard,” she said and dropped her knickers there and then. “What?” I said, “I ain’t done fuck all.”
“You want to read the paper,” he said and shoved a copy of the Sunday paper across the table. “Oh yes, show him a picture of an under 13 football team and he’s like a rock in seconds.” he added, “Ah Miss Hastings,” he said and this blonde bombshell appeared, she must have been a DD chest wise, you know 44/24/34 fucking wow, “Do you have the tube?” he asked, “And photograph?”
“Yes!” she agreed, “Here,” and she showed me a brass tube. “Indeed, Miss Hastings,” the doctor called as he nicked off the pedo’s bollocks and chucked them in a saucer, “Finish up would you please?” and he put down the knife
